Title: Right Becomes Left, Left Becomes Right
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Charlie/Matt
Word Count: 740
Warnings: Life/Standoff crossover, Matt and Charlie Met in a Bar 'verse
Summary: For the hc_bingo prompt undercover: forced to hurt your partner and the chem15try prompt enantiomers - That wasn't really you, and it wasn't really me.

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( It wasn't really us. )

I don't make wise decisions when I get woken up freaky early by screeching bird. (Not saying it's freaky early now, but I have been up for 3 hours already. Ugh.)

Some of these I'd actually considered specifically asking to not get (a certain 3 in the first row), but I thought the odds were in my favor they wouldn't show up. :\ Oh well. I'll go back to flailing over old school medical treatment.

For hc_bingo:

werewolves: fresh bite / first transformation BtVS: Oz	imprisonment Star Trek: Kirk/McCoy	tentacles Star Trek: Kirk/McCoy	embarrassment Star Trek: Kirk/McCoy	wings (sudden onset) SPN: Dean/Castiel
broken bones Star Trek: Kirk/McCoy	zombie apocalypse Lost: Jack/Sayid	experiments by evil scientists Star Trek: Kirk/McCoy	loss of limbs / limb function Star Trek: Kirk/McCoy	driven to insanity Lost: Claire
motion sickness Star Trek: Kirk/McCoy	old school medical treatment Star Trek: Kirk/McCoy	exhaustion WILD CARD Star Trek: Kirk/McCoy	sensory deprivation Star Trek: Kirk/McCoy	torture Star Trek: Kirk/McCoy
hallucinations Lost: 1x13 picspam	possession / mind control SPN: 2x14 picspam	undercover: forced to hurt your partner Life/SO: Matt/Charlie	pneumonia BoB: TLP picspam	drowning Lost: 1x05 picspam
forced soul-bonding Lost: James/Juliet vid	claustrophobia Star Trek: Kirk/McCoy	domestic abuse (physical) BtVS: 6x19 picspam	spinal injury ST/Doom: Kirk/McCoy	cuddling for warmth / snowed in BoB: Bastogne picspam

Title: Lucy
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Charlie/Matt
Word Count: 1,244
Warnings: Life/Standoff crossover, part of the Matt and Charlie Meet in a Bar 'verse but can stand alone
Summary: For the kink meme at cranky_zen but it also fits the chem15try prompt law of conservation of energy - Charlie brings home another stray. But this time it's not a person.

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( Matt drops his car keys on the island in the kitchen, wondering where the hell Charlie is as his car is in the driveway, when he freezes. )

Not hearing from my brother in like 2 months and then getting a random text from him because he's watching a movie and recognized someone from Band of Brothers is fairly amusing. Apparently he sent it to the whole family.

Anyway, this is finally out of my head. Plot bunny came along when I watched the first 2 episodes of Life on Friday. Maybe I shouldn't watch more until I'm done my Kirk/McCoy AU and non-AU.

Title: Before and Now
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Charlie/Matt
Word Count: 1,795
Warnings: Life/Standoff crossover, sequel to Misery Loves Company, Matt and Charlie Meet in a Bar 'verse
Summary: For the chem15try prompt neutralization - Matt and Charlie meet again on a case.

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( Crews? )

Title: Completely Satisfied
Rating: PG
Pairing: Charlie/Matt
Word Count: 1,021
Warnings: Life/Standoff crossover, Matt and Charlie Meet in a Bar 'verse
Summary: For a cranky_zen challenge and the chem15try prompt dissociation - Matt attends a seminar and finds surprises from Charlie.

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( He finds the first yellow Post-It note tucked in behind his driver's license at the airport as he waits to get through security. )

Of all the things I wanted to do today, this was the only one I accomplished. Did this while watching The Dark Knight, Labyrinth, and then Batman was on ION. Batman is SO. BAD. after watching TDK. But \m/ for surprise!Tab and surprise!Cobb.

Title: A Primer for Dating Charlie Crews
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Charlie/Matt
Word Count: 1,275
Warnings: Life/Standoff crossover; fits into my Matt and Charlie Meet in a Bar 'verse that I started, wrote an outline for, and have since ignored
Summary: For sansets - Matt tries to figure out the boundaries in his relationship with Charlie.

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( The first thing Matt learned was that he needed to exhibit some form of self-control even though Charlie didn't himself. )

Title: Unreasonable Doubt
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Charlie/Matt
Word Count: 1,042
Warnings: Life/Standoff crossover
Summary: For the Alphabet Meme prompt N is for Nothing given by caersmane and the chem15try prompt isomers - Matt has a bad day at work.

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( He should've listened when Cheryl said it didn't have to be him, that they could use someone else, but Matt said he'd be fine, and even though he saw the look in her eyes, Cheryl didn't press the issue. )

I posted these to cranky_zen as I made them but figured it would be nice to have them here, as well. Maybe convert a few people. Possibly try and make myself feel better about NBC BEING MADE OF FAIL! *ahem*

Icons, for the images that have them, can serve as the "preview." Yay, multitasking!

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( Hold the Wheel and Drive. Two manips. G. )

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( Matt, Get Off the Phone. PG. )

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( Domestic Bliss. Two manips. G and PG. )

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( Working the Conspiracy. G. )

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( Movie Night. PG. )

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( 'Cause the Daylight Seems to Want You Just as Much as I Want You. PG-15. NSFW-ish. )

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( Untitled. R. NSFW. )

Were TBBT and HIMYM new tonight? I watched Harper's Island on CBS.com and fell asleep. Oops!

Received my confirmation email - my SPN Big Bang first draft is officially turned in. I'm gonna want a beta, probably, and am willing to do like a beta exchange but first I need to get back to work in May and figure out if I'll have time for that. I think I will, but I'm gonna wait anyway, since I don't want to say I'll beta something only to not have the time.

Then snagged from slybrunette:

For those unfamiliar, first pick a letter. Then pick a fandom (or a crossover) and a character or pairing. For example, H is for Hug, Michael/Pam (The Office). In turn you'll receive a drabble/ficlet of some kind.

Fandoms: Lost, Supernatural, Band of Brothers, Buffyverse, Firefly, Oz, House MD (just nothing S4 related since I didn't see it), Criminal Minds, How I Met Your Mother, The Big Bang Theory, Firefly, Grey's Anatomy (through S4), and Life/Standoff but only crossed over and not separate plzkthanx. ;)

Letters claimed: 26/26
Claims completed: 26/26

( Alphabet behind the cut... )

Title: Misery Loves Company
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Charlie/Matt
Word Count: 2,210
Warnings: Life/Standoff crossover (pretend Standoff ends during S1 of Life)
Summary: For a cranky_zen challenge and the chem15try prompt kinetics - Matt and Charlie meet in a bar.

Massive amounts of thanks and gold stars to caersmane for the beta.

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( It was when Matt had ordered his second drink that the hair on the back of his neck prickled, a telltale sign that Matt could sense someone watching him. )

I'll eventually figure out why I'm doing this to myself... :P

chem15try
Fandom: Crossover (Life/Standoff)
Claim: Charlie Crews/Matt Flannery

1.	Redox	2.	Dissociation	3.	Equilibrium
4.	Thermodynamics	5.	Entropy	6.	Isomers
7.	Law of conservation of energy	8.	Catalyst	9.	Substituent
10.	Kinetics	11.	Neutralization	12.	Transition state
13.	Stoichiometry	14.	Enantiomers	15.	Isolated system

( Prompt meanings so I don't have to keep tracking down the page. )