Title: Soften This Old Armor
Rating: R
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Word Count: 5,510
Warnings: Reaper!Bones, Doom's faulty science, vague descriptions of torture
Summary: For this prompt at buckleup_meme, the hc_bingo prompt spinal injury, and the au_abc prompt Mutants - John Grimm spent his life trying to kill himself; Leonard McCoy finally succeeds.

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( The screech of sliding metal rouses Jim from his fitful sleep. )

Title: Right Becomes Left, Left Becomes Right
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Charlie/Matt
Word Count: 740
Warnings: Life/Standoff crossover, Matt and Charlie Met in a Bar 'verse
Summary: For the hc_bingo prompt undercover: forced to hurt your partner and the chem15try prompt enantiomers - That wasn't really you, and it wasn't really me.

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( It wasn't really us. )

I don't make wise decisions when I get woken up freaky early by screeching bird. (Not saying it's freaky early now, but I have been up for 3 hours already. Ugh.)

Some of these I'd actually considered specifically asking to not get (a certain 3 in the first row), but I thought the odds were in my favor they wouldn't show up. :\ Oh well. I'll go back to flailing over old school medical treatment.

For hc_bingo:

werewolves: fresh bite / first transformation BtVS: Oz	imprisonment Star Trek: Kirk/McCoy	tentacles Star Trek: Kirk/McCoy	embarrassment Star Trek: Kirk/McCoy	wings (sudden onset) SPN: Dean/Castiel
broken bones Star Trek: Kirk/McCoy	zombie apocalypse Lost: Jack/Sayid	experiments by evil scientists Star Trek: Kirk/McCoy	loss of limbs / limb function Star Trek: Kirk/McCoy	driven to insanity Lost: Claire
motion sickness Star Trek: Kirk/McCoy	old school medical treatment Star Trek: Kirk/McCoy	exhaustion WILD CARD Star Trek: Kirk/McCoy	sensory deprivation Star Trek: Kirk/McCoy	torture Star Trek: Kirk/McCoy
hallucinations Lost: 1x13 picspam	possession / mind control SPN: 2x14 picspam	undercover: forced to hurt your partner Life/SO: Matt/Charlie	pneumonia BoB: TLP picspam	drowning Lost: 1x05 picspam
forced soul-bonding Lost: James/Juliet vid	claustrophobia Star Trek: Kirk/McCoy	domestic abuse (physical) BtVS: 6x19 picspam	spinal injury ST/Doom: Kirk/McCoy	cuddling for warmth / snowed in BoB: Bastogne picspam

Title: Lucy
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Charlie/Matt
Word Count: 1,244
Warnings: Life/Standoff crossover, part of the Matt and Charlie Meet in a Bar 'verse but can stand alone
Summary: For the kink meme at cranky_zen but it also fits the chem15try prompt law of conservation of energy - Charlie brings home another stray. But this time it's not a person.

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( Matt drops his car keys on the island in the kitchen, wondering where the hell Charlie is as his car is in the driveway, when he freezes. )

Not hearing from my brother in like 2 months and then getting a random text from him because he's watching a movie and recognized someone from Band of Brothers is fairly amusing. Apparently he sent it to the whole family.

Anyway, this is finally out of my head. Plot bunny came along when I watched the first 2 episodes of Life on Friday. Maybe I shouldn't watch more until I'm done my Kirk/McCoy AU and non-AU.

Title: Before and Now
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Charlie/Matt
Word Count: 1,795
Warnings: Life/Standoff crossover, sequel to Misery Loves Company, Matt and Charlie Meet in a Bar 'verse
Summary: For the chem15try prompt neutralization - Matt and Charlie meet again on a case.

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( Crews? )

Title: Completely Satisfied
Rating: PG
Pairing: Charlie/Matt
Word Count: 1,021
Warnings: Life/Standoff crossover, Matt and Charlie Meet in a Bar 'verse
Summary: For a cranky_zen challenge and the chem15try prompt dissociation - Matt attends a seminar and finds surprises from Charlie.

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( He finds the first yellow Post-It note tucked in behind his driver's license at the airport as he waits to get through security. )

Of all the things I wanted to do today, this was the only one I accomplished. Did this while watching The Dark Knight, Labyrinth, and then Batman was on ION. Batman is SO. BAD. after watching TDK. But \m/ for surprise!Tab and surprise!Cobb.

Title: A Primer for Dating Charlie Crews
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Charlie/Matt
Word Count: 1,275
Warnings: Life/Standoff crossover; fits into my Matt and Charlie Meet in a Bar 'verse that I started, wrote an outline for, and have since ignored
Summary: For sansets - Matt tries to figure out the boundaries in his relationship with Charlie.

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( The first thing Matt learned was that he needed to exhibit some form of self-control even though Charlie didn't himself. )

Title: Unreasonable Doubt
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Charlie/Matt
Word Count: 1,042
Warnings: Life/Standoff crossover
Summary: For the Alphabet Meme prompt N is for Nothing given by caersmane and the chem15try prompt isomers - Matt has a bad day at work.

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( He should've listened when Cheryl said it didn't have to be him, that they could use someone else, but Matt said he'd be fine, and even though he saw the look in her eyes, Cheryl didn't press the issue. )

I posted these to cranky_zen as I made them but figured it would be nice to have them here, as well. Maybe convert a few people. Possibly try and make myself feel better about NBC BEING MADE OF FAIL! *ahem*

Icons, for the images that have them, can serve as the "preview." Yay, multitasking!

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( Hold the Wheel and Drive. Two manips. G. )

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( Matt, Get Off the Phone. PG. )

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( Domestic Bliss. Two manips. G and PG. )

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( Working the Conspiracy. G. )

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( Movie Night. PG. )

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( 'Cause the Daylight Seems to Want You Just as Much as I Want You. PG-15. NSFW-ish. )

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( Untitled. R. NSFW. )

Haha, no, I'm not kidding. I've had this idea in my head for a while. :P

I also can't come up with a title for this, so if it keeps changing, that's why.

Title: In Which a Demigod Learns of Friendship
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 714
Warnings: Band of Brothers/Supernatural crossover
Disclaimer: Based on the characters portrayed in the Band of Brothers miniseries, not the veterans themselves.
Summary: For 10_inspirations prompt looking down the barrel of a gun - He hadn't thought much of volunteering as a paratrooper.

Author's Note: I'm pretending they are one in the same.

This is Skip:

This is the Trickster:

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( He'd been around since practically the dawn of time. )

Were TBBT and HIMYM new tonight? I watched Harper's Island on CBS.com and fell asleep. Oops!

Received my confirmation email - my SPN Big Bang first draft is officially turned in. I'm gonna want a beta, probably, and am willing to do like a beta exchange but first I need to get back to work in May and figure out if I'll have time for that. I think I will, but I'm gonna wait anyway, since I don't want to say I'll beta something only to not have the time.

Then snagged from slybrunette:

For those unfamiliar, first pick a letter. Then pick a fandom (or a crossover) and a character or pairing. For example, H is for Hug, Michael/Pam (The Office). In turn you'll receive a drabble/ficlet of some kind.

Fandoms: Lost, Supernatural, Band of Brothers, Buffyverse, Firefly, Oz, House MD (just nothing S4 related since I didn't see it), Criminal Minds, How I Met Your Mother, The Big Bang Theory, Firefly, Grey's Anatomy (through S4), and Life/Standoff but only crossed over and not separate plzkthanx. ;)

Letters claimed: 26/26
Claims completed: 26/26

( Alphabet behind the cut... )

Title: Misery Loves Company
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Charlie/Matt
Word Count: 2,210
Warnings: Life/Standoff crossover (pretend Standoff ends during S1 of Life)
Summary: For a cranky_zen challenge and the chem15try prompt kinetics - Matt and Charlie meet in a bar.

Massive amounts of thanks and gold stars to caersmane for the beta.

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( It was when Matt had ordered his second drink that the hair on the back of his neck prickled, a telltale sign that Matt could sense someone watching him. )

I'll eventually figure out why I'm doing this to myself... :P

chem15try
Fandom: Crossover (Life/Standoff)
Claim: Charlie Crews/Matt Flannery

1.	Redox	2.	Dissociation	3.	Equilibrium
4.	Thermodynamics	5.	Entropy	6.	Isomers
7.	Law of conservation of energy	8.	Catalyst	9.	Substituent
10.	Kinetics	11.	Neutralization	12.	Transition state
13.	Stoichiometry	14.	Enantiomers	15.	Isolated system

( Prompt meanings so I don't have to keep tracking down the page. )

Clearly today is drabble/ficlet posting day for me. Or something.

Title: Prodigal Sons
Rating: PG
Word Count: 283
Warnings: Lost/Supernatural crossover (spoilers for Lost S5, occurs during SPN S3)
Summary: 10_inspirations prompt blood is thicker than water - Jack meets Sam and Dean.

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( Jack's working a shift in the clinic when two brothers come in looking like they'd gotten dragged behind a pickup truck on a dirt road for the last two hours - skin ripped, raw, and bleeding. )

Queen T requested superstitions or day dreams. I went with the latter with a little bit of the former.

Hope you like the fic and the icon, babe!

And I apologize for the way cornyness of the title, but it's a double meaning. Or a metaphor. Whichever. :P

Title: Slayer of Dreams
Rating: PG
Word Count: 603
Warnings: Crossover-ish with "Buffy the Vampire Slayer"
Summary: For lostsquee's luau.

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( Fingering the cross hanging against her breast bone, Shannon wonders how a god she doesn't believe in can protect her. )

Fun is waking up in the morning because your bunny managed to get on your desk and knock a ton of stuff on the floor. Then you find a check half chewed and another one is completely missing. -_- So my rabbit ate $20 that I got from a family member for my birthday. I just might kill him.

Happy Easter to me. Haha.

But...yeah...

Prompt "innocence" for the drabble challenge at lostsquee.

Jack/Addison
Lost/Grey's Anatomy crossover
100 words
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keyweegirlie: Izzie - remembering Denny or bonding with George

It was George's week to do laundry. Izzie should’ve known better than to leave them in her bag, but returning to work had been hard - good, yet hard - and she'd needed them with her. He stood in the kitchen, looking at her like she might break.

"You didn't deposit the check," he said, no question in his voice. She knew he found it in the bag with her scrubs. He found it wrapped up in the sweater she’d made for Denny.

"It's all I have left of him," she said, impressed that her voice didn’t waver. "I just... Not yet."

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gottalovev: Wilson - why he bothers being friends with House (non slashy if possible)

It was the moments they weren't speaking, instead sitting quietly, comfortably in each others' presence, that Wilson remembered why they were friends. House could be abrasive to the point of being cruel, but he still accepted a moment of peace when one was to be had. Silence wasn't awkward to him like it was with some people; he savoured it, neither one of them willing to ruin it for the other. Their lives as doctors, Wilson's life with the nagging ex-wives, and House's life with the nagging pain caused enough chaos.

Afterall, if speech is silver, then silence is gold.

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crowgirl13: Han and Leia - post-SW, a quiet interlude outside the war

Unwrapping the strip of fabric from her arm, Leia winced as it pulled on the burn the blaster left behind. She ran her fingers over it, gingerly tracing the circle. It had been mere inches from fatal.

Leia opened the Falcon's med kit, pulling out a bacta patch, trying to open it, but lifting her arm hurt. The footsteps clanging up the gangway were relief to hear. Han sat behind her on the cot, helping with the patch before placing a kiss on Leia’s arm, shoulder, the nape of her neck. She melted into Han’s touch, letting peace sink in.

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keyweegirlie: Han Solo - being his snarky self (bonus points for Chewie or Ewoks)

Han couldn’t find his co-pilot. He'd managed to salvage a new sensor dish from the wreckage that landed on Endor's moon, and he needed Chewie's help to put it on the Falcon.

Entering one of the huts high in the trees, Han found Chewie bent over on a hammock half his size with something grey and furry clutched in his hands. Chewie gave him a look, telling Han without speaking he got stuck babysitting the baby Ewok. It squeaked, and Han couldn't resist smirking at his friend. "Might wanna get that hairball looked at, Chewie - could be something serious."

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crowgirl13: Sam and River - shocked but cunning

River's broken thoughts made more sense to Sam than anyone else. Her words were said the way his visions played - confused flashes, moments of clarity. River's frame seemed so small, so slight, as he held onto her shoulders, keeping her from thrashing too violently on Serenity's catwalk. A choked moan filled the hold as her eyes flickered, focusing and unfocusing before fixing on Sam's.

"No!" She called out, body twisted with pain from whatever she'd seen. "No! Simon!"

Sam understood her pain too well as Dean stepped into the cargo bay, remembering his own visions of his brother's death.

At the rate I've been making House icons, I figure they should get their own post and not just be lumped in with everything that isn't Lost. Even Firefly hasn't been getting this much love. Although, Firefly I don't have a bajillion caps of on my computer, so that's probably why. I should get more Firefly caps... Hmmm... Anyway, House icons!

16x House/Wilson
9x House
4x Wilson
3x Chase
3x House & Duckling
3x Quotes
2x Crossover
2x Ducklings
1x Cuddy
1x Cameron
1x Foreman

( He is so self-loathing. )