And now I'm going to fill the "embarrassment" prompt with an RPF Mary Sue because I am mortified that I wrote this.

I'll be hiding in the corner.

Title: By Inch by Loaded Memory
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy, Kirk/Rigellian land squid
Word Count: 2,463
Warnings: Mirrorverse, dub-con, bestiality
Summary: For the hc_bingo prompt tentacles, inspired by this prompt at issenterprise's Mirrorverse Tentaclefest - There's very few phrases that can make Kirk's stomach drop out, but that's one of them.

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( The Argolian ambassador looks pleased, as Kirk thinks he should considering he's made a deal with the empire that keeps Kirk from beaming back to the Enterprise and blasting the hell out of the pathetic little planet. )