Title: These Boots Were Made for Walkin' (But That's Not All They'll Do)
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Word Count: 1,565
Warnings: PWP slash porn - wooo!, unbetaed like whoa
Summary: Jim got groped by an alien princess on a planet reminiscent of the wild west. Begin scene.

Author's Note: Started as comment fic for team_jones because of this GIF of Chris (erm…I wouldn't look at that at work - although if you're at work, you shouldn't be reading this fic, either) and this pic of Karl, then I more than doubled it. If this were kept in a box it would say "Now with 150% more porn!" I haven't actually written flat out porn since last April. What's up with that?

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( Jim's barely in the room before Bones is on him, bodily pressing him back into the door with a look in his eye that made a squeaking sound escape Jim's mouth. )